God, Please Turn Me into a Computer

So I wrote a post the other day, and I was trying to include video, and it was just NOT WORKING. I used Youtube’s old code, the new code, the Morse code, any fucking code I could think of, and the damn video just would not show up. After wasting about 30 minutes of my […]

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Being Smug A Day Too Late and Why Some Marriages Work So Well

You may recall that, much to my delight, Punksin made it onto a new and vastly improved swimming team. I am excited beyond belief. They had a family picnic for all team members the day after she was accepted and although we didn’t yet know anyone, we went. The head coach was excited and surprised […]

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Pudding

Today is Pudding’s birthday. I love him so much. Every July 4th, when we go to see fireworks, I am reminded of 2007, the year in which I heard fireworks cascading all around me as I went into labor. Because I had had several false alarms, I thought that this most recent set of pangs […]

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