I Should SO Be in London Right Now

I swear, listening to Andrea Whats-her-face asking the Olympic swimmers questions after they come out of the pool, is only slightly less annoying than driving pencils into my eyeballs. What is this woman getting PAID for? Michael Phelps lost one of his races. I mean, REALLY lost. No gold, no silver, no bronze. Which means, […]

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Olympic Opening Ceremony

I think I saw most of it. To be honest, I was kind of zonked out on 2 Klonopin. But it wasn’t only that. It was the fact that it just wasn’t all that scintillating. Beijing’s opening ceremonies were…magical. They really blew me away. If you didn’t see it, you need to go on Youtube […]

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The Disintegration of 15 Days

It wasn’t too long ago that I was writing here about looking forward to my 15 days of bliss, remember? 15 days during which the kids would be at camp, the hubby would be at work, and I would finally, oh finally, have some wee bit of time…to myself. Not insane amounts of time, mind […]

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today… is one of those days… where I feel as though I should just take a walk… into oncoming traffic.

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There Are Some Things in Life that Should Be Hard

Allow me to give you a list of a few things that should be hard: Cement Being an idiot Getting on my fucking nerves Penises – at the appropriate times, of course As you can see, this list has some things that SHOULD be hard, but are clearly not ALWAYS hard, especially 2 & 3. […]

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WHY Hast Thou Forsaken Me?

I have just discovered that my doctor has left the practice and has moved to another practice WAAAAAY far away. Can you say FUCK, boys and girls? This distresses me to no end. I can’t say I LOVED her the way I LOVE my gynecologist, but I really liked her a lot, far more than […]

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Back Pain is a Pain in the…

I don’t know what the hell is going on with me, but I went from having bad neck pain… to INSANE back pain. Not lower back, either, but middle back. WTF? Okay, I have to say this, because this blog is open to the public at large: You should NEVER EVER EVER take medication that […]

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Pet Peeve #174

I hate when someone asks you to do something, and you’re not quite sure how to go about it, so you ask for clarification, and they pretty much just REPEAT THE SAME WORDS THEY SAID, which offers ZERO by way of clarification. If I didn’t understand what you meant the FIRST time you said it, […]

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A Plethora of Pet Peeves

I know: you’ve been reading the past few days of posts and seeing pet peeve after pet peeve after pet peeve and now you’re wondering: what crawled up HER ass? Well, I was wondering that myself. I try as much as possible to be self-aware so that I don’t inflict too much of my bitchiness […]

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Things You Don’t Want to Hear Your Husband Say

“My pee-pee is burning.” It was these words that I heard the Tech Guru exclaim to me a few days ago. Putting aside the fact that, yes, he did refer to his penis as his pee-pee (this is the kind of shit that happens when you have kids), it was…mildly disturbing, to say the least. […]

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