Football for Dummies
November 8th, 2011
So tonight, I am watching football. The Eagles are playing Monday Night Football. (In case you didn’t know, the Eagles are the football team you must support in order to live in this house.) Now, I am relatively new to the sport. Until I met the Tech Guru some, what, 14 years ago, I didn’t [...]
I Am Alive…I Think
November 1st, 2011
Hey, you! Have you been looking for me? At least pretend you were. Jeez, give my ego a boost. So what has happened in the last almost 2 months? Um… Lots of funny shit with the kids, that’s for sure. I mean, they are a HOOT. Punksin passed her swimming level and is now in [...]
I Hope He’s Not Thinking About Penile Enlargement
June 29th, 2011
You have to love conversations with little kids. They cover a whole lot of seemingly unrelated subjects in under 5 minutes. It’s like those speed dates where you learn about someone in 5 minutes and move on. All conversations should be that efficient. Today, I’m in the potty bathroom watching Pudding pee, because I’m still [...]
HERE! I’m Over HERE!
November 14th, 2010
I have to say right from the start, that I don’t mean to sound ungrateful. Really. I am grateful for every pair of eyes that takes the time to sit down and read the words of wisdom retarded shit I have to say. Really. A lot of my friends have been finding the blog through [...]
Say Hello to Lexapro!
October 13th, 2010
So, did the doctor thing yesterday evening. My last tweet just prior to leaving was asking whether it was okay to show up at a doctor’s appointment drunk. So, I sat in there and talked about my fucking feelings and thoughts and all that other bullshit, and the first thing she nailed is that I [...]
Eight Years and Counting
August 9th, 2010
Today is my 8th wedding anniversary. Not long by some standards, a lifetime by others. Including mine – I was never big on long relationships. I’d reach the 2-year mark and then find myself wondering, why am I here again? Okay, folks, time to hit the road! Supposedly it’s a Sagittarian thing, us not being [...]
Coughing and Sniffing and Sneezing, Oh My!
February 25th, 2008
We have all been sick. ALL of us. First Punksin was sick. As you may recall, though, it was a light cough here, a runny nose there, and she was pretty much done. Her father, her brother and I, on the other hand, have not fared so well. Pudding has sneezed out such copious amounts [...]
An Inconvenient Truth
December 20th, 2007
I hate getting up in the morning. In spring or summer (my favorite seasons), it’s hard enough to get out of bed early; there’s something wonderful about luxuriating in bed with the sunlight streaming into the room and the sound of birds twittering outside. (Although in recent years, this idyllic scene has been marred changed [...]
