My Life in Bullet Points

I know, I know. It’s been a long while. Which is why I’m reduced to updating you in bullet points, cuz frankly I don’t have the time to type all that shit. Plus, I can’t even remember all of it. Mostly that last part. Here, in no chronological order whatsoever, is my life over the […]

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I Know, I Suck

I know. I know I know I know. I’m still recovering from the flu madness. I would say I’m at about…oh, 85%? What tends to happen to me when I get sick with a cold is that after the cold ends, I am still left with post-nasal drip. This then leads to a sinus infection. […]

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I’ve Lost A Week of My Life

The sick as a dog thing? THAT WENT ON FOR. E. VER. I feel as though I have just emerged from a coma and am trying to reclaim my life. The house is a mess. No recycling has been done. My hair is a bird’s nest. I haven’t cooked, showered, written, or done anything beyond […]

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SinusBuster is Busting My Sinuses AND My Ass

Have you seen that commercial for Sinus Buster? The one where the medicine is played by a Mack Truck and they showing it busting through a wall? Yeah. That one. You may recall that my sinuses are evil and trying to kill me, since I wrote about it in a post called, oddly enough,┬áMy Sinuses […]

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OMG It’s Been Like Forever!

It’s been a long time, huh. So much has happened I dont even quite know where to begin. Living in NJ, we got pretty badly hit by Hurricane Sandy. WE as in the state, but our house suffered minimal damage and we only lost power for 19 hours. We still have no cable or internet, […]

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The Valley of the Shadow of Death

October 4th, 9:00 AM: Punksin has been sick since last Saturday [the 30th] and now that she is on the tail end of it, Pudding is starting to show signs of also coming down with a cold. Throughout the night he has not slept well due to a stuffed nose. He awoke with a slight […]

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My Sinuses Are Evil and They’re Trying To Kill Me

I don’t know what is going on inside the massive cavern of vast and empty space that is my head, but whatever it is…it ain’t good. My sinuses are KILLING ME. Especially the left side. I think the left sinus passage is like, SNOWED IN or something. I have not been able to breathe clearly […]

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I So Need To Be A Vampire

I got an email from my doctor 2 days ago noting that I am extremely low in iron and that we need to do something about it. I’ve always had an iron-deficiency problem, but it seems to be getting worse as I age. Even when I was pregnant my OB-GYN noted that I was low […]

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Back Pain is a Pain in the…

I don’t know what the hell is going on with me, but I went from having bad neck pain… to INSANE back pain. Not lower back, either, but middle back. WTF? Okay, I have to say this, because this blog is open to the public at large: You should NEVER EVER EVER take medication that […]

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I Am Alive…I Think

Hey, you! Have you been looking for me? At least pretend you were. Jeez, give my ego a boost. So what has happened in the last almost 2 months? Um… Lots of funny shit with the kids, that’s for sure. I mean, they are a HOOT. Punksin passed her swimming level and is now in […]

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