Things I Learned Over the Weekend

A sick 5-year old is VERY VERY MISERABLE. A sick 5-year old often results in a sick mommy. Chuck E. Cheese sucks ass even more than I thought: their latest TV ads promote birthdays as being “funner” at Chuck E. Cheese. FUNNER? REALLY? Thank GOD I have taught my kids to hate you and your […]

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A Plethora of Pet Peeves

I know: you’ve been reading the past few days of posts and seeing pet peeve after pet peeve after pet peeve and now you’re wondering: what crawled up HER ass? Well, I was wondering that myself. I try as much as possible to be self-aware so that I don’t inflict too much of my bitchiness […]

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Either Your Pussycat Has a Nosebleed or There’s A Football Team in Your Vagina

I always thought naming your period like a person was stupid.  Yes, I know –  this from a woman who visualizes her depression as a 9-foot black dragon named Claude.   Whatever – I never claimed to be completely logical.  As far as my own monthly drama goes, I never saw my period as a person […]

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Who Am I and Where Did the Real Me Go?

I have no idea what is going on with me today. Okay, I have some idea. My period is on its way – I think. With me you never really know because it’s always had a mind of its own.  It’s like that real pain-in-the-ass relative that you are powerless to say no to: it […]

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