Timing Is Everything
November 19th, 2010
So, in order to catch up on my NaNoWriMo writing (in case you hadn’t peeped the numbers to the right, I am woefully behind), I am going away this weekend on a writerly retreat to do some serious kick-ass writing. And probably next weekend too. What sucks, though, is that my oh so fabulous period [...]
HERE! I’m Over HERE!
November 14th, 2010
I have to say right from the start, that I don’t mean to sound ungrateful. Really. I am grateful for every pair of eyes that takes the time to sit down and read the words of wisdom retarded shit I have to say. Really. A lot of my friends have been finding the blog through [...]
Punksin Gets A Job on CSI: New York
November 11th, 2010
Today I felt like shit (bad cold) and the Tech Guru went out before work and got us some bagels. He got two for me, and I left one sitting there until about mid-afternoon, at which point, Pudding decided that he wanted to eat it. So I let him have it. Of course immediately after [...]
Why What You Wear Matters
September 13th, 2010
Okay, so this whole Inez Sainz thing. Which you can read about here cuz I’m already too far into my rant to go back and explain it to you. I get that she is a female sports reporter who is just trying to do her job. And I agree that she should be able to [...]
The Poop Story: A Picture Book
September 7th, 2010
I think right about here I should clarify/point out some stuff: Personally, I have no problem with porn, but I do not watch internet porn. There’s no point to seeing a man’s business on a goddamn computer when I can go face to face up close and personal. Wait…that didn’t come out right. In case [...]
Desperate Pickup Lines
August 30th, 2010
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The REAL Consequences of That Not-So-Fresh Feeling
August 26th, 2010
The Tech Guru often comes home complaining about a certain lack of…hygiene amongst some of the peeps in his office. I don’t think the airflow in there is so hot to begin with and then you add to that some b.o. and boy, you’ve got problems. (And headaches, according to the Tech Guru.) Most of [...]
I Almost Didn’t Post This But LeVar Burton Kind Of Said It Was Okay
August 23rd, 2010
I saw this thanks to someone who tweeted a link to it, and thought it was the funniest thing I have seen in forever. If it’s not your cup of tea, too bad for you, but I loved it. Why didn’t I almost post it? Well, I tweeted the person it’s about to see if [...]
A New Slogan for Crossfit
August 13th, 2010
Thanks to my pal Pam Satran over at How Not to Act Old, who directed me to another hilarious blog called Awful Library Books, I came across an absolute gem of a book circa 1980. All this time I’ve been thinking about how I want to get toned or fit or in shape. I even [...]
Death by Osmosis
December 3rd, 2007
Pudding has been laying down some serious fartage recently. I don’t know what this means. He doesn’t poop a lot, but I don’t get the sense that he’s backed up. It just seems that his schedule for pooping is kind of rare – he definitely doesn’t do it every day. I was wondering if he [...]
