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Comment on I Don’t Even Know What to Call This Post by Oh The World Is Such an Unhappy Place | Drink Lei Down Pass Out

Oh The World Is Such an Unhappy Place | Drink Lei Down Pass Out — Thu, 10 May 2012 06:10:28 +0000

[...] of course, there’s my old boss, whom I wrote about in my last post. I feel so utterly sad for her and that sadness has stayed with me long after hearing about it. Of [...]

Comment on My Next BFF Is Going to Be a Guinea Pig by Okay, So We Had Immigrants in the Basement and Now They’re In Jail | Drink Lei Down Pass Out

Fri, 09 Mar 2012 03:59:15 +0000

[...] The Tech Guru’s job was giving some up for adoption, and she had two boys. You may have read my previous post in which I mentioned that two boys is a no-no since they will supposedly try to beat each other to death, but she assured me that NOOOOO, they [...]

Comment on To Vajazz or Not to Vajazz, That Is the Question by Leila

Leila — Sat, 03 Mar 2012 17:02:59 +0000

ROFLMAO!!!! I LOVE your response…HA HA HA HA.

Yes, I know it is MY na-na…and anyone who gets access is PRIVILEGED. But you should be COMPLIMENTED that a woman wants to dress it up a little for you, don’t you think? I mean, she’s saying, hey, I want this to look all nice and pretty for you. It’s like…makeup for vaginas.

The Tech Guru seems to think it would be cool, but…my general impression is that he thinks along the same lines you do: sure, sounds cool, do whatever the fuck you want with it and I’ll ooh and ah and then can we just DO IT ALREADY?

Comment on To Vajazz or Not to Vajazz, That Is the Question by TwoNuse

TwoNuse — Thu, 16 Feb 2012 14:01:52 +0000

First of all, it is your na-na, you can do what you want with it.

Now, if you are asking the reaction of the man in your life who is granted regular access, I’d guess it would be between bemusement and indifference.

Vajazzing to me seems like something women think men would like (like men think bikini underwear are something women like seeing them in). I can’t speak for every heterosexual man, but to me na-na is like steak; you can put A-1 on it and garnish it with parsley, but it is the steak I’m really interested in.

Comment on Life is Like a Rollercoaster, Not a Freaking Box of Chocolates by Life is Like A Rollercoaster Part 2 | Drink Lei Down Pass Out

Life is Like A Rollercoaster Part 2 | Drink Lei Down Pass Out — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 14:49:30 +0000

[...] Part 2, that means there’s a Part 1. If you haven’t read it yet, then you should start here. Yes. Stop being lazy, and go read [...]

Comment on Delusions of Grandeur by Leila

Leila — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 08:38:52 +0000

You are absolutely right! I still think the parents suck, but people can only do what they are ALLOWED to do, so, as you say, if Lenox Hill had had the cojones to say no, this whole fiasco wouldn’t have happened.

Comment on The Year of Making Shit Happen by Leila

Leila — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 08:37:03 +0000

Dude, you KNOW if I come to see my sister I will let you know!!!! I have to see my boys and meet Mia!!!!

Comment on The Org Chart by Cat Lady

Cat Lady — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 10:03:19 +0000

Love your org chart photo!

Comment on Really, The Last Time I’m Discussing Ewok Porn Ever by Cat Lady

Cat Lady — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 10:01:20 +0000

Thank you for my BOL @ 5AM!

Comment on The Year of Making Shit Happen by Thubbs

Thubbs — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 23:38:24 +0000

Well…well…we’ll. It is about ‘effin time I jumped on here – just read about geek porn (I’m old scoll in the porn dept – maybe because I came to porn late in life – no pun intended- or, maybe it was ??)… Re: this post, yes, I am with you BUT, I am a little distressed that I didn’t get courtesy/cursory mention as you went on about visiting your magnificent sister in my backyard?? Hmmm. I am clearly going to have stay on top of this blog because all he’ll is breaking loose… Much love

Comment on Delusions of Grandeur by TwoNuse

TwoNuse — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 00:15:04 +0000

I don’t understand why the main villains in L’Affaire Blue Ivy are Team Carter and not the hospital.

Beyoncé & Jay-Z have NO responsibility towards other parents or infants. Lenox Hill does. When Team Carter came to the hospital with their privacy demands, someone should have politely but firmly refused. As should have any other hospital if Team Carter decided to hospital shop until either the demands become more reasonable or the kid is brought into the world in a Meatpacking District loft turned birthing center.

Excess is easy to decry. Dereliction of duty deserves it more.

Comment on Annoying Thing #1 and Ewok Porn by Leila

Leila — Sat, 07 Jan 2012 23:29:29 +0000

No… There are NOT too many geeks. I LOVE geeks. There is nothing worse than a stupid man, although some of my female friends might consider the term “stupid man” to be an oxymoron. But please…keep the Ewok porn to a dull roar, dudes.

Comment on Annoying Thing #1 and Ewok Porn by Peter G McDermott

Peter G McDermott — Sat, 07 Jan 2012 21:23:04 +0000

Way too many geekety geek geeks out there!

Comment on Rebuilding the Zen Palace by Leila

Leila — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 23:08:11 +0000

No, Cat Lady, for everything that you HAVE, there is always something else that is…missing. It’s a big lesson in appreciation of what you DO have, I guess, but even that doesn’t HELP. My hubby loves me. My kids are awesome. But there are still gaping holes in my life that they cannot fill. And I either have to fill them myself, somehow, some way, or come to grips with the idea that life WILL have holes, that there IS no such thing as perfect happiness, that there will always be regrets and things missing. My mom is out there somewhere, I know not where, and she chooses not to speak to me. My dad died without us ever having formed a relationship. These things wound me daily and nothing fills those holes, because you only get one mom and dad (usually) and mine are majorly fucked up, and I KNOW this, and yet…I feel like there is something wrong with ME. Hubby and kids are lovely but…don’t think cuz you don’t have them that my life is better. As I said, they are a big reason for my still EXISTING. The question I still grapple with is…why DO I still exist?

Comment on CODE RED! CODE RED! CODE RED!!! by Leila

Leila — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 22:52:33 +0000

YES! PRAISE GOD! You would have read about me in the news otherwise…I think it might have provided just the excuse I need to run down the street naked.

Comment on CODE RED! CODE RED! CODE RED!!! by BalancedIdjit

BalancedIdjit — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 22:32:36 +0000

AND??? did you find the damn things? LOL!

Comment on Rebuilding the Zen Palace by Cat Lady

Cat Lady — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 22:48:08 +0000

You are not alone, we are –><–
I thought having a husband and children who love you would make those feelings go away (what I currently don't have). Every day I try to take it one step at a time. Funny how we learn that many people are struggling with these issues when we get older. Thanks for sharing your thoughts.

Comment on So What Does This Sound Like to YOU? by TwoNuse

TwoNuse — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 03:50:48 +0000

I would have guessed golf balls.

Comment on Plan’s by Cat Lady

Cat Lady — Sun, 04 Dec 2011 00:44:40 +0000

This post put a smile on my face, I love young happy children!

Comment on He’s Got Moves, Baby by Cat Lady

Cat Lady — Sun, 04 Dec 2011 00:37:44 +0000

LOL, he will so appreciate hearing/reading this story when he gets older.

Comment on In Which I Explain Why The Tech Guru Calls Me ‘Hooker’ and I Call Him ‘Motherfucker’ by Cat Lady

Cat Lady — Wed, 23 Nov 2011 20:23:33 +0000

I too don’t know anything about baboon sex . . . .HOWEVER True Blood Vampire sex looks VERY tempting. I just discovered that show this year online (don’t have cable) and love that show.

You guys are too funny

Comment on My Next BFF Is Going to Be a Guinea Pig by twonuse

twonuse — Wed, 23 Nov 2011 04:25:13 +0000

There isn’t a chance in hell of a guinea pig ending up here. Too rodent-like for the Mrs. We have been able to tell the 4 year old no dog until the 10 month old can defend herself. So we’ve bought some time.

Comment on The Dying Art of Telephone Etiquette by Leila

Leila — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 16:30:27 +0000

Yeah. Back atcha.

Comment on The Dying Art of Telephone Etiquette by Here is a

Here is a — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 14:53:57 +0000

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Comment on I Didn’t Tell Him To, I Swear by Leaf Probabaly

Leaf Probabaly — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 01:04:02 +0000

I hate shots too. And it’s so hard to find a good doctor here where I am, because waiting lists are HUGE! So the only GP I could sign up with earlier this year, was a doc who has a very counter-intuitive view to depression and medication…. Not ideal!!

Comment on Leila Bachelon is… by Tamara

Tamara — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 14:28:09 +0000

I googled “mommy needs a mental vacation” after having a really sh*tay morning and I stumbled across your page. I have laughed at some of your thoughts as well as feeling other emotions, because I totally freaking relate to alot of what you say. You rock and thank you for uplifting my spirit!

Comment on I Am Alive…I Think by Leila

Leila — Tue, 08 Nov 2011 05:22:40 +0000

Well you know what sucks? Missing all my damn meds made the depression WORSE. It was kind of scary to see how far down I regressed when I didn’t take my Lexapro for 3 days. I guess I am officially a drug addict. Whoo hoo!!!

Comment on I Am Alive…I Think by tracey - justanothermommy

tracey - justanothermommy — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 20:35:51 +0000

I love that you call it camp. That is sheer genius parenting. Sorry you had sickness and are now dealing with the bitch that is depression. Hope you hold her at bay and then kick her in the ass.

Comment on 10 Years Later by Kev

Kev — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 11:03:03 +0000

Bravo, Lei…Bravo.

Comment on Contact by Sarah

Sarah — Sat, 24 Sep 2011 02:27:53 +0000

Hey Leila,

In case you really were interested, I am the the towel-maker from thebloggess.com, and I do have a site where you can buy them direct.

And yeah, it was a very awkward conversation when relaying the design to my embroiderer…though she told me it was far from the weirdest thing she’d ever stitched. I may need to up the ante a bit.

Cheers,

Sarah
alteregolinens.com