What Exactly is She DOING in There?

Several days ago, Punksin handed the Tech Guru her Christmas list. He looked at it, raised an eyebrow, and silently handed it to me. At first glance, I noticed that it was a short list. Only 4 things. Which is good, because we can only fit about 4 more things in our house before it […]

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Looking For the Perfect Beat

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that most of you don’t even know that the title of this post is also the title of a song. This is straight-up 80s right here, folks. The reason this song even came into my head, however, is that…I sort of feel like that’s what my […]

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Here Kitty Kitty Kitty

The downstairs bathroom smells like cat pee. Under any circumstances this would be considered unacceptable behavior from a bathroom, but in this instance it’s all the more amazing because of the fact that we don’t HAVE A FUCKING CAT. I cannot for the life of me understand where this odd odor is coming from. As […]

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What Happens When You Disappear from the Internets

Wow. I just got a total shock. As you may recall, I started blogging back in 2005. Then I left. Then I came back. Sporadically. Then I left. It’s been a love/hate relationship. Sometimes I feel like writing and sometimes writing feels harder than pushing out another baby. At those times, I disappear for a […]

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