I Wish Taylor Swift Would STFU

I was never a Taylor Swift fan. However, I did give her a slight nod of the head of respect when she first….FIRST….came out with the FIRST song in which she blatantly blurted out her feelings about a relationship gone sour. It was her prerogative, I thought, to voice her feelings and where else would […]

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What Exactly is She DOING in There?

Several days ago, Punksin handed the Tech Guru her Christmas list. He looked at it, raised an eyebrow, and silently handed it to me. At first glance, I noticed that it was a short list. Only 4 things. Which is good, because we can only fit about 4 more things in our house before it […]

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Why I Absolutely LOVE The Whistle Song

I don’t know what your musical tastes run to, but mine are all over the place. I love music, period. And now Punksin and Pudding do too. Of course, in my perfect world, they would absolutely LOVE the music of the 70s and 80s the way I do, but I have to let them live […]

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I Am an Internet Stalker…Sort of

Well, not really. There are people who do that kind of thing for reals, and I think for the most part that they should be shot or, at the very least, quarintined and checked for rabies. Why rabies? Well, I was stalked by a squirrel once. It was sort of my fault, actually, because I […]

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Spam-o-Rama

Spam is a pain in the ass. Not Spam in the CAN. That’s just vile stuff and yet…I must admit to occasional hankerings for it. Then I remind myself that I have no idea WHAT part of the pig that stuff comes from – or even if it’s totally pig – and I can usually […]

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Best Line EVER

So I’m here watching True Blood Season 4 – because I am always behind on shows. Always. It started out just generally trying to catch up with the trends with Heroes and Lost, and then I started to realize that I liked it that way. I could catch up when I felt like it instead […]

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Oh The Pain…

No, not emotional pain. Emotionally I’m actually doing fabulously, thank you. It’s the PHYSICAL pain that’s kicking my ass today. Today. And yesterday. And the day before that, and before that, and before that…the past 2 weeks or so have been like one long laundry list of physical ailments. It’s draining me. So much so […]

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I Wasn’t Lying, Seriously…

…when I said I was taking a hiatus from writing here. Seriously. But I just HAD to come and tell you: PUDDING PASSED LEVEL 1 SWIMMING! What a freaking relief. And so much for that “pep talk” from the Tech Guru. “You’re gonna fail son. Just fuck it.” Okay, so that’s not EXACTLY how it […]

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Torture Tactics of a Four-Year Old Ninja

A few days back I’m fucking around doing some serious work on the computer. Pudding comes up to me and asks me, “Can I have a raisin crisp?” “I’m busy right now, sweetie – give me a minute.” Five minutes go by. “Mom. Can I have a raisin crisp?” “Now that I think of it, didn’t you […]

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The Stealth Ninja Gets Taken Out by Ducks

It’s 2:00 in the morning. What the hell am I doing up? I fell asleep with the kids around 9:00. Passed right the hell out. When I woke up, it was after 1:00 and the room was pitch black. So I picked up my iPhone and saw a message from the Tech Guru asking “R […]

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