I Have Lost the Battle

I have tried and tried but as the years have passed, IT has gotten stronger and stronger, and I have no weapons left. IT being the thick rainforest that inhabits my daughter’s head. For the past several years, I have been engaged in an epic battle to tame my daughter’s hair. I should have known […]

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The Most Vile Thing on Earth…

has to be peanut butter. Next to Mitt Romney, that is, and yes, I’ve just given you some idea of my political leanings, and if that means you don’t like me any more then GOOD RIDDANCE TO YOU. I can’t imagine how anyone who is not White, male and rich could possibly conceive of voting […]

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OMG It’s Been Like Forever!

It’s been a long time, huh. So much has happened I dont even quite know where to begin. Living in NJ, we got pretty badly hit by Hurricane Sandy. WE as in the state, but our house suffered minimal damage and we only lost power for 19 hours. We still have no cable or internet, […]

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Looking For the Perfect Beat

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that most of you don’t even know that the title of this post is also the title of a song. This is straight-up 80s right here, folks. The reason this song even came into my head, however, is that…I sort of feel like that’s what my […]

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And Then There’s This Volcano On My Face

I don’t know what the hell is going on recently, but my left cheek seems to be a breeding ground for pimples. This is the 3rd pimple I’ve had in the same number of weeks, and all I can say is my usual: WTF? The Tech Guru says its stress. And I guess it…could be. […]

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I Am Officially No Longer A Lexapro Ho, Whoo Hoo!!!

Hey folks, I got a song for ya to sing: (to the tune of Happy Birthday – the real version, not the Stevie Wonder MLK version. I hate that crap. I mean, I like the real song but I don’t like to hear it sung at a regular birthday party. It just…rankles.) Congratulations to me, […]

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My Sinuses Are Evil and They’re Trying To Kill Me

I don’t know what is going on inside the massive cavern of vast and empty space that is my head, but whatever it is…it ain’t good. My sinuses are KILLING ME. Especially the left side. I think the left sinus passage is like, SNOWED IN or something. I have not been able to breathe clearly […]

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I Am Happy Today and You Can’t Touch This

I have no idea WHY I am in such a good mood. I think…it’s a whole bunch of things coming together. Oh wait. I AM pissed about one thing. So I told you my doctor wrote to me to tell me that my iron levels were dangerously low. And she asked me a few questions, […]

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Them Hormones Are A-Raging

So yesterday, for some reason, I got into I-want-another-baby mode. Maybe it was because both of the kids were out of the house and I missed them. Maybe it was because my period was ending. Maybe it was because I had lost my mind. I don’t know. But I just thought about how awesome Punksin […]

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I So Need To Be A Vampire

I got an email from my doctor 2 days ago noting that I am extremely low in iron and that we need to do something about it. I’ve always had an iron-deficiency problem, but it seems to be getting worse as I age. Even when I was pregnant my OB-GYN noted that I was low […]

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