May Life Be Interesting

You may have heard the old saying about the Chinese curse “May your life be interesting.” Because we all know that often when life is interesting, it can be interesting in very…NOT so pleasant ways. Well…life has been…interesting. The most recent development in the health landscape of my life has been the onslaught of severe […]

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My Life in Bullet Points

I know, I know. It’s been a long while. Which is why I’m reduced to updating you in bullet points, cuz frankly I don’t have the time to type all that shit. Plus, I can’t even remember all of it. Mostly that last part. Here, in no chronological order whatsoever, is my life over the […]

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To Snip or Not To Snip, That Is The Question

You may recall – I did tell you, didn’t I? – that the people we got Wolfie from were not reputable breeders as they seem to have thought, but bona fide assholes. Well, it gets better. Apparently, Wolfie has an undescended testicle, which for those of you in love with difficult words and tongue twisters, […]

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Awesomeness Personified

This is short, cuz I have things to do, people, okay? But I wanted to share this with you, because this is…   This is Punksin killing people with her wicked breaststroke. WICKED, I tell you. WICKED. It’s her best stroke. Probably because most of the power comes from the legs, and I know for […]

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I’ve Lost A Week of My Life

The sick as a dog thing? THAT WENT ON FOR. E. VER. I feel as though I have just emerged from a coma and am trying to reclaim my life. The house is a mess. No recycling has been done. My hair is a bird’s nest. I haven’t cooked, showered, written, or done anything beyond […]

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THIS IS SERIOUS NEWS

I hope you’re sitting down when you read this, because you are going to be FLOORED by what I am about to tell you. Kim Kardashian’s kitten… HAS DIED. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO, PEOPLE? WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO??? How will we EVER RECOVER from the absolute devastation? I’m SO GLAD YOU TOLD […]

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Some of Us Are Dead in the Water, And Some of Us Ain’t

I am ABSOLUTELY FREAKING EXHAUSTED. I don’t know if this happens to other people, but I get where I’m so tired that I can’t eat. This little quirk of mine is an awesome weight-maintenance tool. That, and the complete lack of desire for food when I’m stressed, which, given how often I get stressed, also […]

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So Where Did You Buy YOUR Vagina?

I hate when I’m all late to the news, which is, like, ALL THE TIME. Apparently, there are DESIGNER VAGINAS. NO ONE TOLD ME. Did YOU know there are designer vaginas? I found out that there are designer vaginas when I came across this article which is about how poorly designer vaginas are explained on […]

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SinusBuster is Busting My Sinuses AND My Ass

Have you seen that commercial for Sinus Buster? The one where the medicine is played by a Mack Truck and they showing it busting through a wall? Yeah. That one. You may recall that my sinuses are evil and trying to kill me, since I wrote about it in a post called, oddly enough, My Sinuses […]

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And The Advice Column Begins

Waaay back when, I promised you that you would be seeing a re-do of the site. Well, I’ve been a little slow about it. The photo shoot that needs to happen for the re-do…hasn’t happened. The artwork that needs to happen…hasn’t happened. Both things are kind of my fault, because I haven’t SCHEDULED the photo […]

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