I’m Back Part 2

I know, I know! I said I was back and then…I disappeared again. I’m sorry. It’s not you, it’s me. ┬áSeriously. Life has been so crazy busy that it’s just out of control right now, but in a good way. I think. Well, sometimes. It would be ridiculous to try to catch you up on […]

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Some People Are So Confused

OMG. There’s been so much going on in the news and in life that I hardly know where to begin. Today I read that Raven-Symone said she is “from every continent in Africa except one, and from every continent in Europe except one.” Now, that’s just sad. So so sad. This type of ignorance just […]

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I’m BAAAAAAACK!!

Holy crap, it’s been a long time. Where the hell have you guys BEEN? Okay, okay, it’s not you, it’s me. Obviously. I’ve been busy as bees around here, and most of my life can be summed up by letting you know about my new job: SWIM MOM. No, seriously, this is like a fucking […]

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My Life in Bullet Points

I know, I know. It’s been a long while. Which is why I’m reduced to updating you in bullet points, cuz frankly I don’t have the time to type all that shit. Plus, I can’t even remember all of it. Mostly that last part. Here, in no chronological order whatsoever, is my life over the […]

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I’m Alive, I Swear

I know…it’s been a while. I keep saying that, huh. It’s been a good absence, though. I am doing research for a book and it is just…fascinating. Wonderful wonderful stuff. What else is going on in my world? Hmmm…I think it’s easier if I just bullet-list it: Kids are still swimming. Punksin’s stamina has increased […]

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It’s Not TOTALLY That I’m Lazy

I’ve been WANTING to write, and I’ve been WANTING to post pictures and video and shit and MY MAC WON”T FUCKING COOPERATE. It’s sort of my fault…I think. I think I need to upgrade my OS. And until I do that, when I try to connect my phone to the computer to import the damn […]

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Them Darned Homuhsexshuls

So apparently – yes, I’m going to jump right in as though I was just here yesterday – an Episcopalian priest in my community (meaning cultural, not necessarily where I LIVE) has been defrocked for his views on homosexuality and gay marriage. Apparently, he doesn’t agree with the Episcopal Church’s relatively new views on blessing […]

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I Know, I Suck

I know. I know I know I know. I’m still recovering from the flu madness. I would say I’m at about…oh, 85%? What tends to happen to me when I get sick with a cold is that after the cold ends, I am still left with post-nasal drip. This then leads to a sinus infection. […]

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Pet Peeve #531

Shipping lies. Yeah, you read that right. SHIPPING LIES. Not LINES. LIES. I do most of my shopping online because the truth of the matter is, I hate shopping. Get in the car, DRIVE to a mall, walk AROUND AND AROUND IN FUCKING CIRCLES trying to find some shit that either does not exist, thanks […]

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I Am A Weapon of Mass Destruction

I can’t find my phone. I would ask one of you fabulous folks to call me so I could locate it, but the ringer is off, which it always is, because although I have a phone, I don’t really like TALKING to people. I JUST had it a minute ago, I swear, and now it’s […]

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