So Where Did You Buy YOUR Vagina?

I hate when I’m all late to the news, which is, like, ALL THE TIME. Apparently, there are DESIGNER VAGINAS. NO ONE TOLD ME. Did YOU know there are designer vaginas? I found out that there are designer vaginas when I came across this article which is about how poorly designer vaginas are explained on […]

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SinusBuster is Busting My Sinuses AND My Ass

Have you seen that commercial for Sinus Buster? The one where the medicine is played by a Mack Truck and they showing it busting through a wall? Yeah. That one. You may recall that my sinuses are evil and trying to kill me, since I wrote about it in a post called, oddly enough,┬áMy Sinuses […]

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Oh, Chris Brown, What is WRONG With You

I’m not a HUGE follower of pop culture. Most of it is total crap these days. When you have reality shows based on watching people act ghetto or redneck, and most of today’s songs are some variation of “ooh, baby, baby” about waking up next to someone you don’t remember after a night of senseless […]

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DQ Does NOT Mean Dairy Queen

So there was OTHER shitty stuff about yesterday that I didn’t get into. Yesterday was Punksin’s first OUTSIDE meet. I’m trying to think of ways in which it could have been worse. I’ll start with the good news, though, because there is some. The good news is, she’s over it. The good news is, her […]

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Today The Dragon Won

I sit here at my computer and feel as though blood should be dripping on the keys. But, my wounds are internal, unseen, untended. Sigh. Today the dragon came and he did not find a white dragon waiting for him. I tried SO hard to be that white dragon, today of all days, but…I failed. […]

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And The Advice Column Begins

Waaay back when, I promised you that you would be seeing a re-do of the site. Well, I’ve been a little slow about it. The photo shoot that needs to happen for the re-do…hasn’t happened. The artwork that needs to happen…hasn’t happened. Both things are kind of my fault, because I haven’t SCHEDULED the photo […]

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What Dreams May Come

A few days ago I was walking around in my house and a memory came back to me with such swiftness and ferocity that I literally stumbled. The funny thing is, it’s not that this was my first time remembering this old dream. It was just my first time actually connecting it with reality. The […]

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I Think I Might Be Wreck-It Ralph or A Saint

The kids and I went to see Wreck-It Ralph. Great movie…much much better than I thought it would be. And it made me cry. I don’t want to give the whole movie away, but the premise of the story is that there’s a bad guy in a video game who’s tired of being the bad […]

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Dragonlore

I resumed doing something I haven’t done in a looooong time. Meditation. Add to that a bit more prayer, and I’ve been feeling a lot more…peaceful. My walk-in closet holds my meditative/prayer sanctuary but it had become quite unkempt. Clothes everywhere. An altar whose dust silently reprimanded me every time I looked at it. A […]

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Mercury is in Retrograde and Jupiter is Jumping Over the Moon or Something

Now, don’t ask me what the hell that means, cuz I really don’t know. What I HAVE been told is that mercury in retrograde leads to all kinds of miscommunications and misunderstandings and just oddness in general. Which makes sense, considering the past couple of days. I’ve been getting annoyed by people I like and […]

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