RunMotherf#&^erRunRainpocalypse Part 2

Well, it’s sort of part 1. I mean, nothing has really happened yet. I went out this morning to grab some milk because I NEED MILK FOR MY TEA. That is NOT NEGOTIABLE. There was already a fairly large branch downed in the driveway. I threw that sucker down the hill, got in my birthday […]

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RunMotherF&#%erRunRainpocalypse, AKA Hurricane Sandy

I so wish I could take credit for that awesome name for Hurricane Sandy but the truth is, a friend of mine from high school came up with it and I found it MUCH more hilarious than Frankenstorm. I mean, I get the Halloween reference but it’s rather…lame. So, here I am, on the cusp […]

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Pet Peeve #537

THIS pet peeve has GOT to be on everyone’s list. Can SOMEONE, ANYONE, explain to me, why it is that when you BUY something, the money disappears from your account before you even exit the damn store, but when it’s time for them to give you BACK your money, the process is slower than molasses […]

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Short and Not So Sweet

There are life updates. Seriously. I’ve just been in too shitty a mood to go into them. Some of them have been good. Some of them have been not so good. And although in either case I tend to be pretty wordy with the here’s-what’s-happening-in-my-life posts, right now, I am so not in the fucking […]

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God, Please Turn Me into a Computer

So I wrote a post the other day, and I was trying to include video, and it was just NOT WORKING. I used Youtube’s old code, the new code, the Morse code, any fucking code I could think of, and the damn video just would not show up. After wasting about 30 minutes of my […]

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Why I Absolutely LOVE The Whistle Song

I don’t know what your musical tastes run to, but mine are all over the place. I love music, period. And now Punksin and Pudding do too. Of course, in my perfect world, they would absolutely LOVE the music of the 70s and 80s the way I do, but I have to let them live […]

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Looking For the Perfect Beat

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that most of you don’t even know that the title of this post is also the title of a song. This is straight-up 80s right here, folks. The reason this song even came into my head, however, is that…I sort of feel like that’s what my […]

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The Valley of the Shadow of Death

October 4th, 9:00 AM: Punksin has been sick since last Saturday [the 30th] and now that she is on the tail end of it, Pudding is starting to show signs of also coming down with a cold. Throughout the night he has not slept well due to a stuffed nose. He awoke with a slight […]

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Momma Don’t Need a New Pair of Shoes, She Needs a Car

OMG, I feel like a chicken running around with its head cut off. There was getting the kids INTO school and getting all their shots and paperwork up to date. Then, there was getting them right the hell back OUT, happy happy joy joy. Now there’s paperwork for Pudding’s new school, which I really would […]

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The Black Wave Descends

So its day 2 of feeling like crap without a fucking clue as to why. All I know is, I am very emotional. And overwhelmed. And I can’t blame this on my impending period because it’s not really impending. As a matter of fact, right now I am heading right into my fertile period, which […]

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