Things I Learned Over the Weekend

  1. A sick 5-year old is VERY VERY MISERABLE.
  2. A sick 5-year old often results in a sick mommy.
  3. Chuck E. Cheese sucks ass even more than I thought: their latest TV ads promote birthdays as being “funner” at Chuck E. Cheese. FUNNER? REALLY? Thank GOD I have taught my kids to hate you and your BAD GRAMMAR, SUCKY CHUCK. 
  4. All the psychiatrists that my insurance includes in the network are suspect, and most of the good ones DON’T take insurance. Mental illness: 1, Mental health: 0.
  5. #4 also applies to good gynecologists. 
  6. Actually, I’m beginning to think that #4 applies to all doctors, period.
  7. I have an unhealthy relationship with my washing machine.
  8. The fall blues are coming. And it feels like a REAL doozy this year.
  9. Being sick and PMSing at the same time makes me the worst bitch ever.
  10. I get very depressed when the Olympics comes to an end. WTF?
That’s all I got for you right now. Writing has become…difficult for a time, but I am struggling to deal with it and get my ass back in gear. 

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