May 26th, 2012
So I’m here watching True Blood Season 4 – because I am always behind on shows. Always. It started out just generally trying to catch up with the trends with Heroes and Lost, and then I started to realize that I liked it that way. I could catch up when I felt like it instead of waiting breathlessly for the next episode on TV.
Anyhow, there’s a part where one of the main vampire’s minions is completely sick and tired of the main character (who is a fairy) in the story, Sookie Stackhouse. And someone mentions her name to this minion, Pam, and Pam COMPLETELY loses it and starts throwing shit around the room while yelling:
“I am so SICK and TIRED of always hearing about Sookie and her FUCKING fairy vagina and her weird fucking NAME!”
Fucking fairy vagina.
FUCKING FAIRY VAGINA.
That is AWESOME.
Come on. It is SO incredibly WONDERFUL how creative people get when they are PISSED OFF. Whoever the writer is on this show really had to channel that anger for real, dig deep down, to come up with the absolutely hilarious and insane things people will spout when they completely and insanely FURIOUS.
I LOVE it. Absolutely LOVE it. I wish I could just yell that at someone, even if it didn’t make any sense whatsoever. I mean, just think about it. How awesome would that be to be in an argument with someone and just yell at them, “I am so SICK of you and your FUCKING FAIRY VAGINA.” Would that stop someone in their tracks or what? And what if I said it to a MAN? Actually, it’s one of those things where it doesn’t even matter: man or woman, how do you even answer that? There is absolutely NO answer to that. You’d be standing there furious and yet, puzzled, while I just…walked away, leaving you to ponder: what exactly is a fucking fairy vagina anyway? Is it a good thing, or a bad thing? And most of all, is this bitch who just said this shit to me crazy or what?
(Psssst…the answer to that last question is yes. Yes she is.)
Purer awesomeness cannot be found, people. Really.
- ‘True Blood’ season five spoilers include Claudette, Claudine’s sister (examiner.com)
- “Dead Reckoning” book 11 in the Sookie Stackhouse Vampire Mysteries by Charlaine Harris (celebs.gather.com)
- Charlaine Harris Announces the End of the Sookie Stackhouse Series (readersread.com)