Okay, So We Had Immigrants in the Basement and Now They’re In Jail

I forgot to tell you about them, didn’t I? Yes, two days before Christmas we had two immigrants in our basement. We had to hide them there so the kids wouldn’t know until Christmas and it was touch and go for a while there. I kept running into the basement under the guise of doing […]

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It’s A Shitty Day in the Neighborhood

It’s 9:10 p.m. In a little under 3 hours this day will be over, and BOY WILL I BE GLAD. It hasn’t been a horrible day. Nothing completely awful and terrible happened. My life did not drastically change for the worse. So, I suppose I shouldn’t complain. But, fuck it, I’m going to ANYHOW. It […]

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Torture Tactics of a Four-Year Old Ninja

A few days back I’m fucking around doing some serious work on the computer. Pudding comes up to me and asks me, “Can I have a raisin crisp?” “I’m busy right now, sweetie – give me a minute.” Five minutes go by. “Mom. Can I have a raisin crisp?” “Now that I think of it, didn’t you […]

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