February 16th, 2012
So…vajazzing. Let’s talk about it.
I’ve been thinking about doing it. Mainly because I’d like to see if there’s really any point.
It LOOKS nice…but…then what?
If you are clueless as to what vajazzing is, it’s when a woman gets waxed down there and then puts some design down there in Swarovski crystals or some shit. Down there, of course, being the va-jay-jay, or vagina.
I mean, it can look nice. But it doesn’t last very long, about a week or so, and I’m thinking, okay, you get these Swarovski things stuck on you, and then you have sex, and can’t either the friction or the sweat make those suckers come right off even earlier than they normally would have? In which case, you’ve wasted a lot of money and are now walking around with a half-assed looking design on your vagina.
So…I don’t know.
The other thing, and I found this actually more fascinating, was dying the pubic hair. Not like your normal hair color, but shocking pink or electric blue.
That, I could get with a little more.
There is actually a product called Betty Beauty made specifically for coloring pubic hair. They have your typical hair shades if you’re just trying to match the hair on your head or cover some grays. But then they have some really way out there colors: green, red, pink, blue and lilac. THOSE are the ones I’d go for. It’s not like the whole world is seeing it – if you’re going to go down this road in the first place, why not have fun with it?
I’m thinking blue, since it’s my favorite color. I’ll get back to you on that. Unfortunately, I will be unable to post pictures if I decide to go ahead – I draw the line at posting pix of my private parts, sorry, but…I’ll tell you how I feel about it, how’s that? And also how the Tech Guru feels about it.
Now if someone would just make a glow-in-the-dark version…