To Vajazz or Not to Vajazz, That Is the Question

So…vajazzing. Let’s talk about it.

I’ve been thinking about doing it. Mainly because I’d like to see if there’s really any point.

It LOOKS nice…but…then what?

If you are clueless as to what vajazzing is, it’s when a woman gets waxed down there and then puts some design down there in Swarovski crystals or some shit. Down there, of course, being the va-jay-jay, or vagina.

I mean, it can look nice. But it doesn’t last very long, about a week or so, and I’m thinking, okay, you get these Swarovski things stuck on you, and then you have sex, and can’t either the friction or the sweat make those suckers come right off even earlier than they normally would have? In which case, you’ve wasted a lot of money and are now walking around with a half-assed looking design on your vagina.

At least it's more private than having "Juicy" across the ass of your pants.

So…I don’t know.

The other thing, and I found this actually more fascinating, was dying the pubic hair. Not like your normal hair color, but shocking pink or electric blue.

That, I could get with a little more.

There is actually a product called Betty Beauty made specifically for coloring pubic hair. They have your typical hair shades if you’re just trying to match the hair on your head or cover some grays. But then they have some really way out there colors: green, red, pink, blue and lilac. THOSE are the ones I’d go for. It’s not like the whole world is seeing it – if you’re going to go down this road in the first place, why not have fun with it?

I’m thinking blue, since it’s my favorite color. I’ll get back to you on that. Unfortunately, I will be unable to post pictures if I decide to go ahead – I draw the line at posting pix of my private parts, sorry, but…I’ll tell you how I feel about it, how’s that? And also how the Tech Guru feels about it.

Now if someone would just make a glow-in-the-dark version…

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2 Responses to “To Vajazz or Not to Vajazz, That Is the Question”

  1. TwoNuse says:

    First of all, it is your na-na, you can do what you want with it.

    Now, if you are asking the reaction of the man in your life who is granted regular access, I’d guess it would be between bemusement and indifference.

    Vajazzing to me seems like something women think men would like (like men think bikini underwear are something women like seeing them in). I can’t speak for every heterosexual man, but to me na-na is like steak; you can put A-1 on it and garnish it with parsley, but it is the steak I’m really interested in.

    • Leila says:

      ROFLMAO!!!! I LOVE your response…HA HA HA HA.

      Yes, I know it is MY na-na…and anyone who gets access is PRIVILEGED. But you should be COMPLIMENTED that a woman wants to dress it up a little for you, don’t you think? I mean, she’s saying, hey, I want this to look all nice and pretty for you. It’s like…makeup for vaginas.

      The Tech Guru seems to think it would be cool, but…my general impression is that he thinks along the same lines you do: sure, sounds cool, do whatever the fuck you want with it and I’ll ooh and ah and then can we just DO IT ALREADY?