Really, The Last Time I’m Discussing Ewok Porn Ever

So the Tech Guru reads the last post, and he’s all like, you’re making a bigger deal of this, when we were talking about Ewoks it wasn’t —

I didn’t hear the rest because I just shut him out.

Why is he fucking with my world?

This is MY WEBSITE. And I will TALK ABOUT WHAT I WANT TO TALK ABOUT. I DON’T GO ALL UP IN YOUR HANGOUT AND SAY HEY FREAKS, STOP PUTTING EWOKS AND PORN IN THE SAME SENTENCE.

Cute Fuzzy Ewoks That Should NOT Be Associated With Anything Sexual

It really wasn’t that bad, though, for the record. It wasn’t like a whole bunch of guys in a room seriously discussing ewoks and porn. It just kind of came out once, as a joke, and I was like, WTF? And yes, I ran with it.

That’s what I do. I take things and run with them. I’m like a wide receiver in football, and everyone out there is a potential quarterback: you give me some material, and I’m gonna run that shit right into the end zone.

But I am not talking about Ewok porn anymore. I think that touchdown has been scored and really, there’s not that much more to say about it.

But just remember…

YOU said it first, NOT ME. (YOU being some undefined person out there that is NOT ME.)

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One Response to “Really, The Last Time I’m Discussing Ewok Porn Ever”

  1. Cat Lady says:

    Thank you for my BOL @ 5AM!