Snowmageddon is Killing Me

Blizzard 2010

Wow.

I know, I know.

It’s been, like, forever.

It is really easy for me to write blog updates.

It is very hard for me to remember to write blog updates. Sometimes. You know, the drugs, the tiredness, the kids, yadda yadda yadda.

And then there’s all this goddamn fucking snow.

Let me go on record and say it right now, in case you missed the first trillion times I’ve uttered this statement: I hate snow.

Hate it, hate it, hate it.

And I feel guilty for saying that, because despite my extremely unsanitary mouth and all other appearances to the contrary, I am a very spiritual person. And I do still sit in awe of this beautiful and vastly varied world that has been created, from rainforests to the depths of the oceans to the poles of our planet.

But snow…snow really really pushes my limits, God. I mean, Jesus, does it have to be so cold?

The past several winters we have gotten away with one or two sprinkles here or there. I didn’t even bother purchasing snowsuits.

This winter, I bought snowsuits like the day after Christmas and I swear they’ve worn holes in the goddamn things already.

Every

fucking

DAY…there’s snow.

And, lest you think I complaineth too much, be assured! MORE…is COMING!

Oh yes! According to our nice friendly Accuweather forecast, more of the same cold white shit will be anointing us on Wednesday! Oh joy! Sing ye to the heavens!

This…contributes immensely to my need for drugs medication. No, seriously. I could handle life a lot better if it weren’t so FUCKING cold, with so much FUCKING snow.

FUCK.

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