June 23rd, 2010
Today at the playground, Pudding, who has up until very recently been the shy kid hiding behind my skirt, got quite chatty with a little girl he encountered. He walked up to her immediately and went IN HER FACE, and said:
“My name is [Pudding]. I’m 2. I go pee-pee and poo-poo.”
The little girl was speechless.
I mean, really, how does one respond to a pick-up line like that?