April 10th, 2009
Danny Evans is following me on Twitter!
This is a mind-blowing thing, considering that I have yet to really figure out the purpose of Twitter beyond sending people the most mundane up-to-the-minute details of life.
I’m on the toilet reading Caribbean Travel & Life.
I just farted.
I fell asleep watching Fringe.
Does anyone really want to know those details? Is everyone else out there having way more exciting lives than I am? Cause that’s all I got right now.
Danny Evans – who is, for the ignorant among you, the genius behind Dad Gone Mad, one of the FUNNIEST BLOGS EVER – is following me, and I’m so lame on Twitter.
The Tech Guru challenged me to Tweet every day.
First of all, I thought we were Twittering. But apparently you do not Twitter, you Tweet. Or your Twitters are called Tweets. Or is that Twats?
Wait…that’s a whole other thing entirely. Twitter for ho’s?
I don’t know what the fuck I’m talking about.