God, Please Turn Me into a Computer
So I wrote a post the other day, and I was trying to include video, and it was just NOT WORKING. I used Youtube’s old code, the new code, the Morse code, any fucking code I could think of, and the damn video just would not show up. After wasting about 30 minutes of my […]
Being Smug A Day Too Late and Why Some Marriages Work So Well
You may recall that, much to my delight, Punksin made it onto a new and vastly improved swimming team. I am excited beyond belief. They had a family picnic for all team members the day after she was accepted and although we didn’t yet know anyone, we went. The head coach was excited and surprised […]
Pudding
Today is Pudding’s birthday. I love him so much. Every July 4th, when we go to see fireworks, I am reminded of 2007, the year in which I heard fireworks cascading all around me as I went into labor. Because I had had several false alarms, I thought that this most recent set of pangs […]
It’s Not PMS and If You Say It Is I’ll Shank You
I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I’ve been incredibly irritable the past several days. I’m not sure if the Lexapro isn’t working so well, or what it is. Maybe it’s the vacation I keep saying everyone else needs. Clearly I could use one myself. But I think – I think the reason I’m not […]
